Ć vancvald Klinik

Due to the massive nervous epidemic
The patients of the army-police-medical clinic
Have taken over floor F, the balconies, and the hall
And painted Schvancwald on the entrance wall

Willcomen, willcomen, in Schvancwald clinic
In here, your penises will be clippy, clippy, clipped...
Becoming a woman is no longer a trick
If you're fed up of being a soldier, suspicious civilian or a "pig"

The very day business skyrocketed,
'cos the bro's prefer being castrated to being drafted
Few of them had the 150 DEM worth for fees
But, still, the queue dragged over two balconies.

When, all of a sudden, some suite spread panic throughout the clinic
This medical achievement is a "shone" chance, thought a freak
The president of the ultra-left-wing-right-wing party
Cleared the waiting room with his mercenary security

Swearing and cursing, mothers and fathers alike,
Unfortunately, not knowing that the doctors and the nurses are on strike
Soon, some beardy came up to the counter
Dressed in "borosane", undone coat and a tight bra-halter

The prez slammed a helmet full of sperm in front of beardy
Doc, get this to the freezer quick, before my tribe extincts
Do the surgery at once an make me a woman
And then fill me up with my landing team

He hoped to get pregnant right away
And it'd better be a boy, the doctors heard him say
A son totally ethnically clean
Just a thing for the election campaign

He'd bring him up playing roles of both parents
In order to develop the best-sporting-political talents
Eine people, eine leader, eine mother und father,
So ethnically clean, the voters will love him like a brother

Voting will go on until dawn
For the purest candidate ever born
A hell of a plan, with democratic procedure
nothing can stop the prez's dad from becoming the leader

Clippy, clippy, clip...

The rebels got down to business in a tick
Sewed on a late whore's cunt, and threw away his dick
They filled him up with the fluid right to the end
But the whore's sterile cunt refused to get inseminated

I'm go'na fuck your brains out, the scoundrel threatened,
As soon as my wiener gets reattached
So everyone ran away looking for beardy,
Last person seen with the chopped-off willie

The monkey got sold to Switzerland for 15000
Somewhere in Geneva, under a code name
A disappointed gastarbaiter ordered it for his wife
Lies the fake doctor, swearing on his life

The patient set of on a tough journey
His pride urging him to find his whiney
Alas, the path to this is sore
He must give blowjobs door to door

He's counting on a easy recognition
Due to his former secret service position

Operated president made felatio house-calls
But still no sign of his penis or balls
Until one day the sawed-on pussy
Started to moist heavily

A niger invited him for a round of hanky-panky
When he grabbed the cock, he nearly burst in tears,
Give it back, no, I paid it fair and square,
I suffered a lot until I got it there

They started to fight over the controversial cock
And the pulling and shoving made it hard as a rock
Before you could say "free Mandela", niger dragged his ass to bed,
Love, stronger than politics or death, started

The patient, now filled with female hormones
Finally admitted that he is now a she
And automatically got pregnant -
A definite campaign screw-up

Instead of an ethnically clean son
A girl, black as a mobile phone was born
Maternal love, a thing nothing can surpass,
Another victory for the international working class

Except, during the full moon
The patient suffers from some gloom
What did I do, where was the trick,
So I ended up stuck on me own stick

While the niger calls out
Don't be sad, my darling
You always wanted to do your own thing

Willcomen, willcomen, in Schvancwald clinic
In here, your penises will be clippy, clippy, clipped...
Becoming a woman is no longer a trick
If you're fed up of being a soldier, suspicious civilian or a "pig"

Clippy, clippy, clip...

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