Plastik Fantastik

I'm a plastic surgeon,
plastic fantastic,
specialized in building turbo-tits-bombastic,
polyvinyl-chloride silicone-elastic.
I can up-lift (trick or make them believe)
non-believer, skeptic or scholar.

I'm tightening pussy,
minimizing stomach,
I'm creating top-model out-of ugly shovel.
Just spit money, bucks,
benjamins,
I'll will build-in armature into dick,
airbag into balls.

I'm stretching faces,
minimizing noses,
pumping lips to 5 decibars,
I'm hammering jaws,
I'm fixing facial defects,
taking the skin of the face
but adding it to your genitals,
I'm pulling out unwanted hair
from nostrils and ears,
removing onion-hair from your ass for eternity.
Just bring full case of bucks,
I will built you a new hymen.

I'm a plastic surgeon,
plastic fantastic,
specialized in building turbo-tits-bombastic,
polyvinyl-chloride silicone-elastic.
I can up-lift (trick or make them believe)
non-believer, skeptic or scholar.

I'm tightening pussy,
minimizing stomach,
I'm creating top-model out-of ugly shovel.
Just spit money, bucks,
benjamins,
I'll will build-in armature into dick,
airbag into balls.

Remember, my services can not afford anyone,
no Medicare covers you here,
I got laws in my pockets,
I pick only high paying customers
and kick out the poor-ones:
I would not operate on my own mother for free.

If you really want people to respect you
till you charge them,
If you want do private promotions,
exhibitions of underwear expos,
you have to fill my office with money,
Trucks of money,
airplanes full of bills,
hills of cash got the power
to create my style / make me happy.

I'm a plastic surgeon,
plastic fantastic,
specialized in building turbo-tits-bombastic,
polyvinyl-chloride silicone-elastic.
I can up-lift
non-believer, skeptic or scholar.

I'm tightening pussy,
minimizing stomach,
I'm creating top-model out-of ugly shovel.
Just spit money, bucks,
benjamins,
I'll will build-in armature into dick,
airbag into balls.

Hookers, bitches, sluts, pussies, barbies,
turbo-folk singers, masseuses, PR manager girls,
call girls and ice-cold female speakers from TV,
let's jump directly into action,
sway your hips, walk on high hills,
record music videos.
I accept down payments,
deposits, tips,
*solar, oral,
marketing research, invoice, bank cards,
project management, marketing,
money washing, laundering.
Do-it, be kind to anyone:
bosses, bodyguards,
strategic partners.
But when your pussy gets too stretched out
and fatigue of material appears
just bring me suitcase full of money
and I shall give you new hymen.

I'm a plastic surgeon,
plastic fantastic,
specialized in building turbo-tits-bombastic,
polyvinyl-chloride silicone-elastic.
I can up-lift
non-believer, skeptic or scholar.

I'm tightening pussy,
minimizing stomach,
I'm creating top-model out-of ugly shovel.
Just spit money, bucks,
benjamins,
I'll will build-in armature into dick,
airbag into balls.

Hypocrites' oath (medical profession oath)
forces me to shut up,
but my patients don't want to hide,
they do not wait for me to pull the stitches out,
they fly directly to radio, TV.
I had this case,
the best commercial for me:
by dancing pole triplets are dancing:
daughter, momma, and grandma.
Also, old man named Focho**,
bodybuilder in thong,
and silicone salami
bulges from his thong.

In my past,
I was, like a fool,
doing only humane projects,
for small bucks,
I worked overnight,
operated and healed.
Studying thick books, every night,
I wasted my eyes,
volunteered on clinics,
busted my ass.

Nowadays,
I work in profession,
I'm my own boss,
I own my company.
Jaguar, Bentley, I am man of taste -
no smelly food on my villa's balcony***

I'm using my fireplace,
jerking on Steinway,
a young pussy rolling over my piano,
from cabinet you can hear my secretary
tweeting in sexy underwear,
my French maid is cleaning dust
from my priced hardcover books
and under my piano kneels and sucks
high school drop-out girl.

I'm a plastic surgeon,
plastic fantastic,
specialized in building turbo-tits-bombastic,
polyvinyl-chloride silicone-elastic.
I can up-lift
non-believer, skeptic or scholar.

I'm tightening pussy,
minimizing stomach,
I'm creating top-model out-of ugly shovel.
Just spit money, bucks,
benjamins,
I'll will build-in armature into dick,
airbag into balls.

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* "solar payment" - "bring money to the sunlight" - means payment in cash.
** Old man named Focho - popular theater play, where Focho is 100 years old man.
*** preparing and storing a food on a balcony during winter months is common and popular - wide pastime in Eastern Europe for medium/low income families.

Mick Jameson